Just a fantastic picture, and a fantastic finish to an otherwise pitiful slate of 1 PM games. Here's the actual video:
Still laughing at this. pic.twitter.com/l7ginXaf8Y— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) November 7, 2016
Somebody in the NFL league office made the schedule, sat down with higher ups, and came across Week 9.
Schedule Maker: Guys, we have 32 teams, but we're only going to have 6 games at 1 PM on Sunday. Everybody cool with that?
NFL: Sure, that'll do
Schedule Maker: 4 of the 6 games feature the Browns, Jaguars, Jets, and Ravens. None of them are playing each other.
NFL: Let's do it!
Gotta be kidding me, man. There's only one way out. Bet against the Browns? Check. Bet against the Jaguars? Check. Gotta love those teasers. Nick Foles tried to do us in the best he could.
Great submission from a blog fan, here. Coach, we're going to OT!! That's right baby, slide em down and get to work. Unfortunate portrait view, however. That's child's play!
Travis Kelce is quickly rising up my list of favorite players. Despite having a reality dating show, I'm 100% for players disrespecting idiot referees. If you suck at your job, you should be called out for it. Look at this!
Kelce says something to old man. Old man flags him. Kelce flags old man with the towel. Old man flags Kelce with the hat and tosses him. That's an unbelievable sequence. Asked for his thoughts on these decisions, Kelce just motioned:
The funniest thing I saw on Sunday, however, was this sick attempt at an onside kick:
This actually happened in an NFL football game. #SoccerKickFail
While there were some humorous things, it's time to get into the most obvious Beef of the Week ever.
Beef of the Week: Doug Pederson
Winning the award this week going away in a bigger landslide than Clayton Bigsby in the deep south. The Eagles had a drive start at the Giants 15 yard line. The Eagles had drive start at the Giants 35 yard line. The Eagles on two additional occasions got deep into Giants territory. On these 4 drives, the Eagles scored a total of 0 points and lost by 5. How can this happen?
Pederson has now blown two games in a row, and this just can't happen. Terrible play calling. Terrible decision making. A blocked field goal. It was excruciating. There is no way the Giants should have won that game. I can't imagine anybody anywhere that supports the Eagles thinks Doug is doing a good job right now.
Asked if he would do anything differently, Pederson responded with a stern no. Nothing like learning from your mistakes, idiot. I foresee a lot of frustrating games in the future.
Also, if you have not seen the National Geographic Friday night penguin fights, it's a must see. That shit was violent as hell! And the commentary, my God! "She has no time for losers". The penguin doesn't have weapons to go after the animal laying it to his triflin wife. He has flippers and a beak. So sad. That was heartbreaking.
On to the good stuff...
Power Rankings
As indicated last week, this will be the final power rankings. The future will have playoff standings, and there are so many teams extremely close in the standings. Right now, 4-5 is a playoff team.
Gotta love when your two lowest teams from last week combine for 300 points.
14. Geno 911 (3-6) - Last week: 12. Rough loss to go to 3-6. Have to get some wins quick. Banking on Bucs RBs to carry you looks to be backfiring.
13. The Old Ball Sack (4-5) - Last week: 13. I'm not buying the big week. Latavius Murray and Marcus Mariota is not a stud combination. Ajayi looks good though. Certainly within reach of the playoffs.
12. Team Bartholomew (2-7) - Last week: 11. Players just not coming through on a consistent basis. Marcus Mariota outscoring Dez, Cam, and Sanders combined? That ain't right.
11. Tequila Party Gnomes (3-6) - Last week: 8. Looked at your starters this week and went "HOLY CRAP". Gore has been solid. Tons of byes. It happens.
10. A Lot O'Tatz (3-5-1) - Last week: 7. I think A Lot O'Tatz is in a lot O'Trouble. That was your kicker in the GIF above, of course. Guys are contributing, but you're just not getting the big weeks from players that others are. You've fallen behind Mike Y.
9. Pork Chop Express (4-5) - Last week: 14. That's about as good as your team can possibly do. Even TJ Yeldon scored some points. Here's a fun fact: Not a single WR on your team has had a 100 yard receiving game since week 2.
8. The King's Crusaders (4-5) - Last week: 10. Typical. Started off poor and now back in it. Tough to keep the King down. You would get 22 out of DuJuan Harris. I think you'll be OK.
7. Bo$$town Cutter (4-5) - Last week: 6. With pretty much your entire team on a bye, there's only so much can do. But you're through it, and the rest of the way you'll have your core. I think you're a contender.
6. ROLL THE DICE (5-4) - Last week: 9. Stay still, son! Took my advice on the QB and went and snagged Rivers for absolutely nothing. Poor EEB had no shot. 54 points from a WR and a kicker on Thursday night is rude.
5. Stanky Monkeys (7-2) - Last week: 5. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. Big matchup with Phil next week. You have the tiebreaker over the Pylons, so a win will put you in great shape for the bye.
4. Tweeting in the Trenches (5-3-1) - Last week: 4. Look at that sneaky Mike Y. Traded you a guy knowing he was on a bye when you played him. Can't believe the season Murray is having. He's on pace for 400 touches.
3. Harambe Was Set Up (6-3) - Last week: 3. This is exactly how I felt after having receivers go against the Broncos. You just have no chance. Of course the Raiders are on a bye again when you need a win the most.
2. Dueling Pylons (7-2) - Last week: 2. Good feeling when you get through the byes and don't need to make any lineup changes really. Pylons are set up for a stretch run and looking strong.
1. Team BG (5-4) - Last week: 1. Rough week, but I still think you're at the top. Your QB and RB played probably the best passing and rushing defenses, respectively. I wouldn't be concerned just yet.
Week 10 Matchups
D-WEEZE v. Pylons
Tatz v. King
TITTY v. Lobitz
TPG v. EEB
Monkeys v. Harambe
Gambino v. Cutter
Mike Y v. BG
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