Beef of the Week: No one man should have all that power! I just don't understand the whole Ezekiel Elliott thing. Him and Dak combined for over 70 points all in my grill. Fucking infuriating.
But I don't understand what is happening. How does Zeke always get a judge that rules in his favor? How does Goodell always get a judge that rules in his favor?
Let's look at the facts:
A first date for #billsmafia pic.twitter.com/guD8XTkzAk— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 23, 2017
OK, now really let's look at the facts, with some nice bullet points
- Triflin' ho screams at Zeke for wanting to bang other chicks
- Law enforcement determines that there was nothing worthy of pressing charges
- A year later, the NFL interrogates the woman regarding what she alleges Zeke did to her
- NFL suspends Zeke
- Zeke appeals and wins
- NFL appeals and wins
- Zeke appeals and wins
- NFL appeals and wins
- Zeke appeals and wins
This shit is ridiculous. A smart man here cuts his fucking losses. How much do you lose in game checks from being suspended 6 games? Seems like it's about $600k. Go pay this girl $200k if she tells the NFL she fabricated the whole story (which she almost certainly did). You play, you only lose 2 game checks instead of 6. Seems like a no brainer.
She won, bro. Take this L. She said she was gonna ruin your life, and she did not stop until you became a fat slob that can't even where his cutoff anymore. Beating up on San Fran ain't shit.
But Zeke is an idiot. This will not happen. I guarantee that this drags on. Ultimately the NFL is going to win. Zeke will be suspended, but not before giving it to me raw. 2 days later and I'm still sore. It got so bad that Pylons were out here pushing coaches
Baldwin might wanna watch it, Tom Cable is not the coach you wanna push pic.twitter.com/6OLcIylTrf— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) October 22, 2017
There were some GREAT videos this week.
How bout this lady rubbing on rookie Aaron Jones' junk:
You tryin to conjure up Aladdin there, lady?#NOvsGB pic.twitter.com/XJ4QnNjhDY— HeavensBarstool (@HeavensHawkeye) October 22, 2017
F- defense— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) October 22, 2017
A+ celebration pic.twitter.com/nObVIIwQtS
Sammy Watkins caught fire:
Bills Mafia was ON FIRE today (get it?) pic.twitter.com/ElmeknQKeY— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) October 22, 2017
FitzMagic got suplexed:
But how bout those Eagles? That's a good team! Maybe even the best in the NFC!
But how bout those Eagles? That's a good team! Maybe even the best in the NFC!
I've gotta admit, I was a little slow to get on board with Wentz. He was down with the like of Bortles, Flacco, Siemian, Case Keenum, and Osweiler in QB rating last year. After a 3-0 start, the Eagles had a horrendous run where they went 2-9. People forget that!
Dude's been legit in 2017, though. Escapability, accurate deep passing, guys who can catch the ball. It's been fun to watch, and anybody not on board yet has no excuse. Only team with 1 loss in the league. Football Outsiders gives the Birds a 41.9% chance of being the #1 seed, and a 66.3% chance of getting a bye. Might actually have a shot this year.
Power Rankings
Another week in the books, and another week the King lays the hammer. Bad news for the lowly Pylons
1. The King's Crusaders (6-1) - Previous: 1
Nothing new to report. Loaded up on Jaguars and appears to be working.
2. Pork Chop Express (4-3) - Previous: 2
Shockingly only 4-3. Allowing by far the most points. I still think you're OK.
3. Tequila Party Gnomes (4-3) - Previous: 4
The King of Monday night wins. Always seems to get it done on Monday night and looking very strong right now.
4. Cash Me Out Wide (4-3) - Previous: 7
I wouldn't say leaving Amari Cooper on the bench gets you votes for "GM of the year". Team is playing well. Nelson Agholor is a top 15 WR. How?!?!
5. Geno 911 (5-2) - Previous: 5
I'm concerned about your Packers. That Aaron Rodgers injury hurt you probably as much as it hurt me.
6. Team BG (4-3) - Previous: 6
Terrelle Pryor sucks something fierce, but OJ Howard waiting in the wings could be big. Done a decent job avoiding the injury bug thus far.
7. Tweeting in the Trenches (3-4) - Previous: 3
Inconsistency is the biggest problem here. I still think you're OK with those RBs. Nothing new to report. Will be up and down.
8. Tiny Hands Bigly Tweets (5-2) - Previous: 14
Cowboys aren't going to play the Niners every week. I'm sure you'll put up 65 this week.
9. Bo$$town Cutter (2-5) - Previous: 8
Not sure what has happened here. I still think you've got a good roster, but just can't pick up any wins right now. I think you'll fight back, but running out of time.
10. The Old Ball Sack (3-4) - Previous: 10
Whole roster makes me cringe. I wouldn't feel confident throwing out anybody on your roster at this point other than Aaron Jones. That's saying something.
11. Team Bartholomew (3-4) - Previous: 9
Fallen on hard times. Like Cutter, I'm surprised with this record. I think your roster is better than the record indicates. Lost Beast Mode to a fight and a kicker to an injury. Ouch.
12. A Lot O'Tatz (2-5) - Previous: 12
Really gave it to Tatz. You and I are in the exact same boat. Lost a high pick to injury. Other top picks are performing. Getting absolutely nothing from anyone else.
13. Dueling Pylons (2-5) - Previous: 11
See: EEB. Would've beat 5 other teams. Still scoring some points, but it's just not enough right now. Needs to find some magic quickly and about to get smoked by a flame grilled whopper from the King.
14. Stanky Monkeys (2-5) - Previous: 13
You've gotta be frustrated. Players are just not scoring points right now. Haven't found the combination to put it all together.
Week 8 is likely going to be a turning point. A bunch of teams are on the verge of 6 losses, and that's really bad news. 7-6 may not get you into the playoffs. Things are starting to heat up. Good luck to everyone!
Power Rankings
Another week in the books, and another week the King lays the hammer. Bad news for the lowly Pylons
1. The King's Crusaders (6-1) - Previous: 1
Nothing new to report. Loaded up on Jaguars and appears to be working.
2. Pork Chop Express (4-3) - Previous: 2
Shockingly only 4-3. Allowing by far the most points. I still think you're OK.
3. Tequila Party Gnomes (4-3) - Previous: 4
The King of Monday night wins. Always seems to get it done on Monday night and looking very strong right now.
4. Cash Me Out Wide (4-3) - Previous: 7
I wouldn't say leaving Amari Cooper on the bench gets you votes for "GM of the year". Team is playing well. Nelson Agholor is a top 15 WR. How?!?!
5. Geno 911 (5-2) - Previous: 5
I'm concerned about your Packers. That Aaron Rodgers injury hurt you probably as much as it hurt me.
6. Team BG (4-3) - Previous: 6
Terrelle Pryor sucks something fierce, but OJ Howard waiting in the wings could be big. Done a decent job avoiding the injury bug thus far.
7. Tweeting in the Trenches (3-4) - Previous: 3
Inconsistency is the biggest problem here. I still think you're OK with those RBs. Nothing new to report. Will be up and down.
8. Tiny Hands Bigly Tweets (5-2) - Previous: 14
Cowboys aren't going to play the Niners every week. I'm sure you'll put up 65 this week.
9. Bo$$town Cutter (2-5) - Previous: 8
Not sure what has happened here. I still think you've got a good roster, but just can't pick up any wins right now. I think you'll fight back, but running out of time.
10. The Old Ball Sack (3-4) - Previous: 10
Whole roster makes me cringe. I wouldn't feel confident throwing out anybody on your roster at this point other than Aaron Jones. That's saying something.
11. Team Bartholomew (3-4) - Previous: 9
Fallen on hard times. Like Cutter, I'm surprised with this record. I think your roster is better than the record indicates. Lost Beast Mode to a fight and a kicker to an injury. Ouch.
12. A Lot O'Tatz (2-5) - Previous: 12
Really gave it to Tatz. You and I are in the exact same boat. Lost a high pick to injury. Other top picks are performing. Getting absolutely nothing from anyone else.
13. Dueling Pylons (2-5) - Previous: 11
See: EEB. Would've beat 5 other teams. Still scoring some points, but it's just not enough right now. Needs to find some magic quickly and about to get smoked by a flame grilled whopper from the King.
14. Stanky Monkeys (2-5) - Previous: 13
You've gotta be frustrated. Players are just not scoring points right now. Haven't found the combination to put it all together.
Week 8 is likely going to be a turning point. A bunch of teams are on the verge of 6 losses, and that's really bad news. 7-6 may not get you into the playoffs. Things are starting to heat up. Good luck to everyone!
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