The Final Week

Week 13 Playoff Standings

* #1 The King’s Crusaders (10-2): Has locked up a first round bye with week 12 win. Will be #1 with win OR Stanky Monkeys win. #2 with week 13 loss AND Pylons win.

* #2 Stanky Monkeys (9-3): #2 and bye with week 13 win. #3 with week 13 loss.

* #3 Dueling Pylons (9-3): #3 with week 13 loss. #2 with win AND King win. #1 with win AND King loss.

* #4 Animals With Eyepatches (7-5): Locked in to #4 seed. Will play either TPG or the Ari Golds in round 1 of the playoffs.

* #5 Tequila Party Gnomes (5-7): Despite a week 12 loss, TPG has clinched a playoff spot with a J5 loss. A week 13 win OR Golds loss will have the Gnomes in a rematch week 14 with the Eyepatches. This is a dream scenario for the EFFL. A loss AND Golds win AND Golds outscoring TPG by 16 in week 13 would see the Gnomes play either the Pylons or Monkeys.

#6 The Ari Golds (4-8): This team has been crashing and burning and now must turn things around in week 13. Have still not clinched a playoff spot, but can do so with a win OR Jackson Five loss OR being outscored by the Five by fewer than 21 points in week 13. If in, would face the Pylons, Monkeys, or Eyepatches depending on other results.

#7 The Jackson Five (3-9): Somehow this team is still alive. Given a last opportunity via a Lance Moore Monday night thriller, the Five now need a win AND Golds loss AND outscore the Golds by 21 points or more. This is absolutely possible. If the Five do sneak in, it would be as the #6 seed and would face either the Pylons or Monkeys in round 1.

x #8 My Team Is Awful (1-11): Locked up last place with a week 12 loss but can play spoiler against the Five, who accounted for Awful’s only win this season.